🥚 Welcome to the Eggverse
We build absurdly engineered projects, manifest wild ideas, andåµ (incubate) the impossible.
Eggs in the Oven
ChickenCoin
A blockchain protocol where every transaction is timestamped in cluck language. Currently valued at $5/rooster.
📄 Project DetailsEggshell IoT
Smart sensors monitoring the existential dread levels of unhatched eggs.
📄 Project DetailsPoultry Quantum
Experimental quantum computer using rotating chicken thighs' spin states.
📄 Project Details我们的宣言
"Absurdity is the first sign of genius. We build things that exist between engineering and existential dread—because the more impossible, the higher the yolk."
Ready to Cracked-Brainstorm?
Submit your wildest ideas for review. The most unhinged and technically feasible will get a chicken emoji and a spot in our egg-pod.
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