Current Projects
Where absurdity meets engineering. These are the egg-inspired projects we're孵化 (incubating).
EggNet
A decentralized AI network trained to detect patterns in broken eggshell geometry. Yes, it's real. No, we don't know why either.
ChickenCoin
Blockchain protocol where each transaction is timestamped in cluck language. Currently valued at $5 per rooster.
Omlette OS
Operating system with a 70% CPU usage baseline because "it's actively simmering". Available as alpha for $19.99/yolk.
Eggshell IoT
Smart sensors that monitor the existential dread levels of unhatched eggs. Comes with 5 year warranty... probably.
CluckSpace
Cloud storage solution where files are compressed using advanced chicken breathing techniques. 5GB free with signup.
Poultry Quantum
Experimental quantum computer using the spin states of rotating chicken thighs. Results are deliciously unpredictable.