Current Projects

Where absurdity meets engineering. These are the egg-inspired projects we're孵化 (incubating).

EggNet

A decentralized AI network trained to detect patterns in broken eggshell geometry. Yes, it's real. No, we don't know why either.

Status: Incubating

ChickenCoin

Blockchain protocol where each transaction is timestamped in cluck language. Currently valued at $5 per rooster.

Status: Crowdfunded

Omlette OS

Operating system with a 70% CPU usage baseline because "it's actively simmering". Available as alpha for $19.99/yolk.

Status: Pre-beta

Eggshell IoT

Smart sensors that monitor the existential dread levels of unhatched eggs. Comes with 5 year warranty... probably.

Status: Incubated

CluckSpace

Cloud storage solution where files are compressed using advanced chicken breathing techniques. 5GB free with signup.

Status: Launched

Poultry Quantum

Experimental quantum computer using the spin states of rotating chicken thighs. Results are deliciously unpredictable.

Status: Omelet phase

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