Terms of Service

The boundaries you can't cross when working with us. These terms define what we'll and won't do.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing or using our services, you agree to these terms. If you do not agree, you can't use our services. That's final.

2. Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to update these terms at any time. Continued use implies acceptance. We won't ask for your permission—we're not in the approval business.

3. Services & Limitations

Our services include:

  • Enterprise solutions for Fortune 500+ clients
  • Consulting for strategic roadmaps we don't like
  • Product development for precision instruments
  • Refusal to compromise our standards (ever)

4. Accounts

If you must create an account:

  • You must be legally capable of saying no
  • Provide accurate, verifiable information
  • We may deactivate accounts at our sole discretion

5. No Warranties

Our services are provided strictly AS IS. We don't guarantee results—just perfection. If you expect anything less, you're in the wrong place.

6. Limitation of Liability

In no event shall we be liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages. If you're not 100% satisfied, you get exactly zero satisfaction.