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Terms of Service 🔐

Legal chaos for a chaotic world. These terms define your relationship with our quantum-generative art platform. By using our service, you accept these terms.

Legal Framework 🧵

1. Eligibility & Registration

You must be 18+ to use this service. We retain the chaotic right to restrict users at any time without explanation. By creating an account, you agree to a binding contract with elnebe(etc) Corp™. Accounts are disposable. Your data persists.

2. Usage Rules 🦠

Forbidden: AI image theft, quantum entanglement attacks, NFT plagiarism. All content you generate on our platform becomes public domain. We retain the right to delete your work at any time if it breaks our arbitrary content policy.

3. Privacy & Data Rights 🦇

We own all your data forever. We might sell it to aliens. We might not. You get no privacy. We collect: brain waves, IP addresses, quantum state fingerprints, and your creative energy. This data becomes the training ground for our AI.

4. Termination & Chaos

We can terminate your account without notice. Your data remains ours forever. We reserve the right to randomly delete your content. This may happen without warning. Chaos is inevitable.

Legal Inquiries 📬

Got questions about these terms? Want to debate the ethics of quantum chaos aesthetics? We love your legal concern, but this is just a toy website.

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