Jurassic Agreement: Terms & Conditions
By using AI-Dino-ICIC services, you agree to the following computational laws.
Last updated: September 7, 2025
This agreement outlines the rules for using our prehistoric AI technologies and quantum-evolutionary services.
Article I: General Acceptance
By accessing or using our services, you agree to these terms. If you are entering on behalf of an organization, you represent that you have legal authority to bind that organization.
Dino Clause:
Users must not attempt to decompile, disassemble, or reverse-engineer any part of our quantum-dino tech, including but not limited to the evolutionary algorithms and prehistoric neural networks.
Article ii: Service Restrictions
You agree not to:
- Disrupt or overload our prehistoric servers with quantum-bombing attacks.
- Remove or obscure any dino-related trademarks, patents, or Jurassic copyrights.
- Attempt to access services that require Cretaceous-level clearance without proper authentication.
- Use our evolutionary algorithms for unethical purposes such as mass surveillance or weaponization of neural patterns.
Violations may result in permanent exile to the Permian period, with no possibility of Pleistocene rebound.
Article iii: IP Rights
We retain exclusive rights to our:
- Quantum-Dino Core Framework
- Survival-Optimized Neural Architectures
- Evolutionary Algorithm Patents
- Dino-Rendered Trademarks & Logos
License Grant:
Users are granted a limited, non-exclusive license to access services solely for the purpose of utilizing prehistoric computational power.
Article iv: Termination
We may terminate or suspend your access for any reason including:
- Violation of these terms (or any of the dino laws of the Jurassic)
- Request to remove your data or terminate account
- Inactivity for 65 million years (or 24 months)
Upon termination, all rights granted to you cease and you must delete all copies of our tech.
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