Securing your intergalactic data since the 23rd century.
At ελιoσ, we treat your data like a quantum entanglement - secure, private, and beyond corporate control. This policy explains how we handle your information when you interact with our web services spanning multiple dimensions.
We collect the following types of information to ensure proper galactic travel:
All collected data is used solely for improving your interstellar experience:
Improving quantum server navigation and wormhole routing
Detecting and deflecting cosmic data thieves (aka 'black hole hackers')
Your data is stored in isolated singularity clusters protected by the Σπλη̑γγος Dynasty's most advanced encryption:
With governments, corporations, or intergalactic agencies
Only with authorized quantum entanglement servers
We comply with interdimensional data protection laws
You can access your data through the intergalactic transparency portal
We support data destruction ceremonies across all dimensions
All data stored in 11-dimensional hypercube encryption matrices
Regular inspections by black hole security experts from Andromeda
Your data is protected by the same quantum gravity forces that stabilize our dimensional servers.