Sort. Instantly. With quantum physics.
Quantum Bogosort is the universe's way of sorting things. It works by collapsing the wave function into the correct permutation. No shuffling, no checks—just quantum entanglement doing the heavy lifting.
function quantumBogosort(arr) {
// Collapse wave function
arr = collapse(arr);
// Check if sorted
if (!sorted(arr)) {
throw new Error('Wave function resistance');
 >}
return arr;
}