Top 10 Reasons Not to Use Neovim on Mobile

1. The screen is too small to appreciate Vim's beauty.
2. Mobile keyboards lack the tactile feedback Neovim users love.
3. Touchscreen typing is not conducive to modal editing.
4. Neovim's extensive configuration doesn't fit in your pocket.
5. Plugins are too heavy for mobile data plans.
6. Vim's learning curve is steep enough without mobile's distractions.
7. You can't effectively use Neovim's window management on a small screen.
8. Your mobile device can't handle Neovim's custom mappings.
9. Using Neovim on mobile might void your warranty (just kidding, or not).
10. It's just more fun to use Neovim on a proper keyboard.