Legal & Compliance
This legal document outlines the terms, conditions, and policies governing your use of our platform. Please read these terms carefully before using our services. If you don't agree with any part of these terms, you might be legally obligated to close your browser immediately.
Terms of Service
User Conduct
Users must not engage in any behavior that could be reasonably interpreted as violating local laws or damaging our servers. This includes but is not limited to distributed denial-of-service attacks, unauthorized data scraping, or attempting to decompile our TailwindCSS configurations.
Account Management
You agree to maintain the security of your account credentials and immediately report any unauthorized access. We reserve the right to terminate accounts that violate our terms without prior notice or remorse.
Content Rules
All user-generated content must be legally acquired and free of malware. We do not accept content that contains hate symbols or violates copyright laws. Yes, that means your grandma's old mixtape collection is probably a violation.
Termination Policy
We may terminate or suspend your account without notice for any reason, including if you start a server-side render that takes more than 3 seconds per page. Sorry, we can't wait for your legacy codebase to optimize.
Privacy Policy
Data Collection
- We collect your IP address for GDPR compliance
- We store browser fingerprints for analytics
Usage Tracking
We use advanced tracking cookies to monitor your every click, scroll, and hesitation on pages. This helps us improve our services...or just creates really detailed reports about user behavior that we can't delete because it's in AWS S3 forever.
GDPR Compliance Notice
As required by GDPR (General Data Protection Regulation) Article 6(1)(b), we process your data to provide the services you've so generously asked for. Your data will be stored until our server runs out of space, whichever comes first. You can request deletion, but there's a 72-hour waiting period for data to fully dissipate through our distributed microservices architecture.
Cookies Policy
Essential Cookies
- Session management for login
- Security tokens
Optional Cookies
- Analytics (Track user patterns for monetization)
- Personalization (Try to guess your interests)
Legal Disclaimers
Limitation of Liability
In no event shall the company be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, or consequential damages arising out of or in any way connected with the use of this website. This includes, but is not limited to, data loss from using our poorly optimized search functionality or server downtime during peak internet traffic hours.
Intellectual Property
All content and features of this site are protected by international copyright laws. This includes every pixel, character, and even the invisible whitespace between elements. You have no rights to reproduce any parts of this site, except for the public robots.txt file.