🚀 Chaos Jobs Available

We're hiring hackers, poets, and reality benders who thrive in chaos. Your job title might change hourly.

Chaos Career Opportunities

Write code that evolves every 24 hours. You might write in Python, Brainfuck, or Shakespearean verse.

Location: Mars or your nearest data center

Design unpredictable systems where endpoints change location hourly and formats vary between XML, SVG, and haiku.

Location: Somewhere between dimensions

Convert errors to ASCII art, Slack stickers, or haiku. Must handle Shakespearean insults gracefully.

Location: Wherever the code crashes

Track down endpoints that have moved to Mars or rewritten themselves as Shakespearean sonnets.

Location: Possibly unreachable