Enterprise Core Chaos Engine

Scalable chaos for enterprise systems. Same unpredictable API magic, with SLA guarantees and secure endpoints for professionals who dare to be creative.

Professional Chaos Additions

API Certifications

Get security certifications reports after each major API change. 35% chance report is written in iambic pentameter.

Enterprise SLA

99.995% chaos uptime guarantee (unless your endpoint moves to mars). Response time depends on stock market activity.

Chaos Audits

Weekly audits of endpoint stability. Sometimes includes Shakespearean audit logs and quantum cryptography.

๐Ÿš€ Enterprise Chaos for Professionals

Our enterprise version provides full chaos with the security, reliability, and support required for production use. Features include advanced monitoring and 24/7 support for those with the budget to afford unpredictable solutions.

Security by Obscurity

110% secure endpoints as long as quantum physics remains valid and Schrรถdinger's cat stays in superposition.

Enterprise Playground

Custom chaos sandbox for enterprise use. May require quantum encryption for access.

Enterprise API Sandbox

Test enterprise-scale chaos interactions. This endpoint may occasionally require your enterprise license (or a valid quantum state key).

(Enterprise Chaos Response will appear here. Could be XML, quantum code, or business Shakespeare)

Enterprise-Only Endpoints

/api/v2.0/enterprise/random

Returns unpredictable data with enterprise security. May require quantum authorization.

Response Types: XML, YAML, Shakespearean, Quantum

/api/v2.0/enterprise/securerandom

Chaos with enterprise encryption. Responses require your business subscription to decrypt.

Authentication: enterprise_license