A manifesto for educational disruption where randomness and structure dance in perfect, illogical harmony.
The chaos of policy in motion
Education should be as unpredictable as weather and as colorful as a rainbow. Mandatory surprise pop quizzes, randomly assigned seating, and curriculums that rewrite themselves during midterms.
Replace "learning outcomes" with "chaos outcomes". Success is now measured by how creative your mid-lesson meltdown dance was.
Introduce "education entropy" metrics. Higher chaos means better learning.