Terms of Quantum Service
1. Legal Framework
Acceptance
By accessing this quantum domain, you implicitly acknowledge that you are 21st-century conscious observers adhering to dimensional conservation laws. No paradoxical timelines allowed. This agreement is stored in a blockchain across 4 dimensions.
Intellectual Dimensions
All content resides in the 7th dimension as per the Quantum Copyright Treaty 2077. Unauthorized replication across multiverse branches is strictly forbidden without a valid Chrono-Signature license.
2. Usage Rights
Allowed Dimensions
- Observation within parallel universes
- Quantum interference pattern analysis
Restricted Dimensions
- Quantum superposition tampering
- Chronosynclastic infundibulum manipulation
3. Quantum Obligations
Users must maintain Heisenberg uncertainty principle awareness levels in all parallel experiences. Any violation of the Quantum Decoherence Act 9998 will result in immediate state reduction to classical conditions, accompanied by a paradox-reconciling timeline reset.
These terms are subject to change with subatomic immediacy. We recommend checking back with our multiversal quantum signature timestamp for the latest version.