Privacy Policy

We value your privacy like quantum physicists value uncertainty principles. This policy explains how your data is entangled with our systems.

Entanglement Notice

We do NOT collect or store any personal information about our visitors. Not even a photon traces your visit.

Our systems use zero-particle tracking technology. Analytics are performed using light-years away quantum states that collapse never.

All content is served through encrypted neural pathways, with no data stored beyond session entropy collapse (less than 0.0001 seconds).

Our contact form only stores messages in quantum superposition until your next browser refresh. No data survives beyond the current cosmic ray cycle.

Encrypted with black hole cryptography. Data is stored in 11-dimensional space where no GDPR exists.

You have rights to your data, but since we don't collect any, these rights are quantumly undefined.

We serve no cookies. Only quantum particles that disintegrate when measured.

Policy updates occur when the Schrödinger equation demands it. You'll never notice the change, guaranteed.