๐ Quantum Usage Agreement
By accessing our 14th-dimensional interface, you accept full responsibility for all interdimensional activities performed within this realm. No refunds for reality distortion events.
- Quantum entanglement between your device and our servers must remain unbroken
- Time-dilation compensation applies to all transactions
- Void where local laws prohibit wormhole travel
โ ๏ธ Interdimensional Compliance
Reality Anchors
All users must maintain at least three stable reality anchors during quantum traversal. Losing more than one anchor voids warranty.
Temporal Paradox
Do not attempt to interact with your past or future selves. Paradox events may result in permanent dimension fragmentation.
๐จ Liability Waiver
We are not liable for:
- Quantum disorientation
- Unintended time-travel side effects
- Loss of physical body during teleportation
- Exposure to higher-dimensional truths