🄚Eggcellent

Terms of Service

1. Acceptance

By accessing the Eggcellent website, you agree to these terms. Non-compliant users will be banned from online ordering.

2. Service Use

  • Products (fresh eggs, recipes, Easter Egg hunts) are for human consumption and educational use.
  • No unauthorized resale or commercial use of Eggcellent products.
  • Users agree not to crack or damage egg products in delivery areas.

3. Payment

  • All orders require full payment in advance via crypto (Bitcoin only) or farm chicken labor barter.
  • 100% refund guaranteed if any egg cracks during delivery.

4. IP Rights

Eggcellent content (recipes, egg cracking methods, cartoon character designs) is protected under international egg-related copyright laws.

5. Termination

We may terminate accounts for any reason, including excessive yolk usage, unauthorized egg sculpting, or failure to pay with farm-fresh currency.