In a dimension where brunch exists in quantum superposition, we manifest the impossible. This is our oath to the eggiverse.
These guiding tenets ensure our quantum-fried omelettes align with the ethical standards of multiple timelines.
We balance the multiverse's egg-based energy through perpetual experimentation in our Brunch Dimensional Research Lab (BDRL).
Our global brunch protocol ignores pesky time zones to maintain eternal breakfast readiness for all sentient beings.
Our 21st-century shell encryption secures your brunch preferences across all parallel universes and wormhole networks.
We fuse egg-robotics with quantum tunneling to create the universe's most stable breakfast-state superposition.
Our economic model ensures infinite brunch resources by maintaining a healthy population of virtual chickens in our dimension.
We maintain formal egg-treaties with all recognized brunch-based civilizations across the multiverse.
We solemnly vow to use our quantum-branched powers for brunching good, protecting the sanctity of breakfast in all dimensions. Our mission is to expand the eggiverse responsibly, ensuring every yolk remains perfectly golden across timelines.
"The path to egg-enlightenment is paved with bacon, not bombs." - Chef Cosmos